May 1st ~May Day/Beltane
May 2nd ~Published in Vicious Vixens!
May 4th ~Danielle & Gen Sugar Skull
FB Status: "I just got shit on by a fucking bird. Can not stop gagging. Thank God my best friend, Erica Taggart, was here to clean up my hair. *Pay Backs*"
May 9th ~Sushi Friday
May 10th ~June Sugar Skull
May 11th ~Mother's Day
"Nothing like it. Being a mom is the most rewarding job in the world. #ThatsMyBoy #Momstuff #love #mothersday"
May 11th-13th ~So very sick, EWWWW, everyone got it
May 14th ~Ban on Same Sex Marriages found Unconstitutional by Federal Court, Otter gets stay and couples can not marry on Friday the 16th as planned.
FB Status: "Butch Otter, not only an Idaho Governor, but also many lesbian's 'spirit animal.'"
Idaho GOP Gubernatorial Debates -possibly the best comedy show on TV
May 16th ~Jessica's Baby Shower at Work
Equal Rights Rally at courthouse instead of Marriage Ceremonies
FB Status: "I have decided that 'Hey Diddle Diddle, right up the middle' should be the new 'That's what she said'
May 18th ~Walk with Connor and Muffin
May 21st ~Pinup Swimsuit Shoot with Heather
May 22nd ~ "Nothing like being treated like a criminal and a piece of shit to get your heart racing. My son apparently door dinged a car, I didn't realize it and went shopping for half an hour. When I came out I was greeted with a woman snapping 4 pictures of us as we walked up and when I asked if I could help her she proceeded to tell me that she had taken pictures of "everything" and the police had been called. I simply called my insurance, filed a claim and handed her my phone number and the claim number and suggested that she might have just told me rather than being so confrontational. Side note... No damage to my car and good ins through Allstate means it will cost me nothing."
May 24th ~HAE Attack
May 26th ~Memorial Day
Connor fishing with Grandpa, Uncle Zach and Angus
May 30th ~Work silliness